Check The Batteries. Make sure the security and smoke alarms are operating properly in the house. My trigger-happy, shotgun-wielding, vodka-swilling brother-in-law will be house watching while we’re away. I do not want him to put a hole through the front door when he hears a low battery chirp coming from the system.
Bring Sunscreen. I’ve been told the Caribbean Sun is different than regular sun.
Bring Booze. Think you can’t bring alcohol on a ship? Try 20 or so shot size bottles mixed in with your cosmetics in each suitcase. It works every time.
Bring Sunglasses. Your eyes will be bloodshot.
Bring Chargers. Don’t forget cellphone, laptop, kindle, ipad, ipod, and game system. A Caribbean cruise is certainly no time to disconnect from the World Wide Web.
Print Documents. Make sure you print everything, especially the ones that are already downloaded on your cellphone, you never know when the battery will die.
For The Ladies. Make sure you have an extra suitcase for your shoes. You will need 7 pairs of flip-flops, because God forbid anyone sees you wearing the same pair twice at the pool. Bring your favorite walking shoes for land excursions, and your second favorite, and your old favorite in case they don’t work out. And bring the new ones you want break in too. You should bring a different pair of heels for dinner every night, and that really nice pair for the night you just might have dinner near the captain. And don’t forget your slippers for your stateroom. All told that’s 19 pairs of shoes, plus the ones you are wearing, 20. That should do.
Eat. While most people prepare by going to the gym so they can look great in that new swimsuit, I have reached that age where I really don’t give a shit what I look like. I practice eating for a couple weeks because I don’t want to look like a lightweight at the buffet.
Make Reservations. The breakfast, lunch, midday snack, and dinner buffet may not be enough. Reservations are required early for specialty restaurants.
Clean House. Make sure your own house is thoroughly cleaned before you leave. Especially the doghouse, you just might find yourself in it.
Enjoy The Journey…